Army Men

We know someone out there likes these plastic army men games because 3DO keep churning them out, but it's certainly not us. Coming out on the back of the success of Toy Story 2 (a fantastic film with poor gaming spin-offs), Army Men is a 2D shoot 'em up that was a major disappointment when it appeared two years ago. As with Mass Destruction, the points of reference are Commando and Cannon Fodder, but it has none of the enjoyable gameplay. This is perfectly suited to a cut-price budget range: it's cheap, it doesn't last very long and it's made of plastic.