Sid Meier's SimGolf

If you haven't already guessed from the title, SimGolf Club is a strategy game in which you get to build a golf course and fit it out with all kinds of customer friendly facilities in an effort to to draw in punters and keep them there. Apparently, you are going to be able to design your dream course with an easy to use course designer. Needless to say we'll believe it when we see it.

If a single golf course and a shop that sells all sorts of stupid trousers is too low a goal for you, then you'll have the chance to build an entire golfing resort, with luxury hotels and even your very own airstrip.

Just like every other Sid Meier strategy game before it, SimGolf Club will allow you to manage every minute detail of your creation, from membership prices to the pars for each hole. One particularly good idea is that you'll be able to challenge your customers to a round on any one of your creations. Better still, you'll be able to import your characters from The Sims and see how they fare on your creation.

As the CEO of your company there'll be the option to set up tournaments and attempt to entice members away from other golfing establishments by bribing them with simply irresistible offers. We were going to round things off with another hilarious gag from the golf-club-as-penis lexicon, but to hell with it, we'll save it for next time.