Theme Hospital

"You can't milk a cash cow enough" seems to be one of the maxims framed on the walls of every big corporate publisher. "When the cows have been squeezed dry, put two of them in a box and milk them again" is the one written directly below it. If this had been priced eight quid cheaper we wouldn't be grumbling, but paying a tenner for each of the games here, after they've both been on budget so long, is an insult.

Still, if you haven't played either of them before and own an older PC (Theme Park even comes with a warning that it won't work on anything faster than a P200), this is a chance to own two of Bullfrog's best games. In fact, some of the most enjoyable moments I've had playing computer games (Lula not withstanding) have been with these two titles. Theme Park looks as old as it is, but is more fun than the recent Theme Park World (if not as good as Rollercoaster Tycood) and Theme Hospitals full of ideas and is extremely funny, although you can only play it for so long without getting bored. You have been warned.