Necrodome

One Of Those Games That Provokes Loud snorts of derision from all who pass by. Welcome to suckville, folks. Necrodome's the name, driving armoured cars around a dull grey arena and shooting at things is the game. Occasionally you get to run around on foot, presumably in search of gameplay. The graphics are so ugly and blocky that the game improves if you close your eyes, and if the Seven Dwarves had been named after the control system, they'd be Sluggish, Awkward, Irritating, Disagreeable, Cumbersome, Bollocks and Shit. Duncan MacDonald saw me playing this and pointed out that if you were a kid, and you'd been saving your pocket money for months just so you could buy this game, then you'd start weeping. So there you go - Necrodome, the game that makes innocent little children cry.