Mutant Penguins

Forget for a moment the weirdly convoluted story - aliens disguised as penguins intent on taking over the world - this is the kind of manic arcade game you wouldn't want on your GameBoy. The object of the game is confusing, not to mention pointless, and has something to do with chasing furry things around the screen to drop them in boxes in order to get a stick you can beat the penguins to death with. Mutant penguins or not, you wouldn't want your kids' minds warped by this. You'll be relieved to hear there's no seal-clubbing sequel.